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All officers, converge on this location! We might actually be able to stop this one! :volcel-judge:
u didn’t stop shit! U showed up 6 hours late and now they’re gone and there’s cum everywhere
Look we've got a basically 0% success rate, this was a good attempt for us :volcel-judge:
When I was in High School Drama class, I wrote a one act play about an angry police detective named Harry Cockenbals
My teacher said it was the funniest thing he'd seen, but refused to let me perform it for the school variety show because he didn't want me to get in trouble
Wish I had kept a copy of it somewhere, but alas and alack, time's arrow hath stabbed it in the heart and rent my soul in twain
I patiently await the return of Harry Cockenbals in your next play
