It'll probably melt away in less than a week but fuck me, I was already happily riding my bike everywhere

  • trompete [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    It's going to be up to 30 °C over here tomorrow. That's like summer temps, two-three months early.

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    3 months ago

    In a cave in front of a fire in the next century

    "And then the Bezos-Musk-Gates We Got This™ climate engineering tech started fail. It blocked out the sun for a big part of the year. The unfixable problem was—"

    "C'mon! The intro to this story always takes way too long get to the part of the end of the seasons!" Everybody starts yelling at Dakota. She's the oldest and she is always interrupting. The little ones like the story as it is. She says "Okay! Okay! Great-great grandmother tells us what happened next..."