Posting this on the dunk tank so I talk shit.

Like holy fuck man. Every god damn homily is

god is good because he loves us. God loves us because he is good. You need to love good because he loves us. You need to serve god because he loves us.

Repeat for 10-20 minutes.

What is wrong with these people. Do they not teach rhetoric at priest school? God damn it’s pathetic. How do you get your asses handed to you by prosperity gospel preachers despite branding yourselves as the true successors to saint peter or whatever? I’m constantly falling asleep because these monotonous fucks just repeat the same shit every week. And then people in my family have the audacity to be mad because I find someone boring. Sorry, they’re not god, they’re man, they’re allowed to be boring and bad at their jobs.

How do you spend 70-80 years of your life at this shit and think “:soypoint-1: WHOA HE’S TOTALLY GOT A PROFOUND POINT!!!”

I have a lot of problems with religion and specifically Christianity, but the most offensive thing is how boring it is. Is there any denomination that isn’t a total scam that isn’t boring as fuck? I’m willing to become a pesbestarian or Quaker or whatever as long as they don’t waste my hour spewing shit that makes me sleep

  • RNAi [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Imagine thinking catholicness is going to mass

    It's about drinking red wine and talking to your family

      • Mardoniush [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        It's about looking up who is the saint of your desktop computer's specific CPU architecture every time it won't boot to POST

        • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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          2 years ago

          Grant we beseech Thee that through the intercession of Saint Isidore, bishop and doctor, during our journeys through the internet we will direct our hands and eyes only to that which is pleasing to Thee, and treat with charity and patience all those souls whom we encounter. Through Christ our Lord, Amen.

          • Mardoniush [she/her]
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            2 years ago

            That's only for IBM compatibles. Apple Processors pray to Joseph of Cupertino.

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Yes, I have done tech support by invoking divine intervention. Yes, it worked. No, I will not be answering questions at this time.

    • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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      2 years ago

      it's about drinking the blood of christ and then driving because you can't let any go to waste, but you can't be hammered now because that wasn't wine it was jesus juice