Posting this on the dunk tank so I talk shit.
Like holy fuck man. Every god damn homily is
god is good because he loves us. God loves us because he is good. You need to love good because he loves us. You need to serve god because he loves us.
Repeat for 10-20 minutes.
What is wrong with these people. Do they not teach rhetoric at priest school? God damn it’s pathetic. How do you get your asses handed to you by prosperity gospel preachers despite branding yourselves as the true successors to saint peter or whatever? I’m constantly falling asleep because these monotonous fucks just repeat the same shit every week. And then people in my family have the audacity to be mad because I find someone boring. Sorry, they’re not god, they’re man, they’re allowed to be boring and bad at their jobs.
How do you spend 70-80 years of your life at this shit and think “:soypoint-1: WHOA HE’S TOTALLY GOT A PROFOUND POINT!!!”
I have a lot of problems with religion and specifically Christianity, but the most offensive thing is how boring it is. Is there any denomination that isn’t a total scam that isn’t boring as fuck? I’m willing to become a pesbestarian or Quaker or whatever as long as they don’t waste my hour spewing shit that makes me sleep
I heard a pretty good homily yesterday, from a priest from Cameroon. Basically just 10-15 minutes of him attacking wealth and the wealthy, and preaching the importance of helping the poor. He also emphasized that the reason why we have poor people at all is because they are exploited by the wealthy.
Most homilies are pretty dull, but occasionally you’ll get one focused on the right things, especially if the priest is from South America or Africa.