Some dweeb on Reddit under the handle "StrappingYoungVlad" has created three different subreddits devoted to hating on Hexbear for being "tankies."

In addition to ShitHexbearSays he's also got HexbearWatch and HexbearCirclejerk, although he seems to have only bothered posting to SHBS, and nobody else hates us enough to post on any of these subs.

He HAS been censoring our names in his screenshots where he cries about our incivility toward the queen or whatever, since he's a lib.

EDIT: 2 members 26 online, I think we're the majority of his readerbase

EDIT2: peaked at 52 online lol, also whoever Powder Blue Stanza is, rad username

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I was drinkin a gallon of milk in an uber when a bunch of hexbear tankies pulled me out and started screamin "you cant do that its reactionary". Of course I start cryin but that doesnt stop them no sir. They just start slappin my belly and sayin I should do the milk boy dance. I todl them it would make me wet myself cause I had too much milk but they kept screamin "MAKE THE MILK BOY WET HIS PANTS. MAKE HIM DO THE MILK BOY DANCE" until I started spinnin and spinnin. The wetter I got, the louder they screamed.

    • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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      edit-2
      2 years ago

      See this is why I keep coming back to this site. A long day of work and I get to see the Milk Boy Dance and bust up laughing. Thank you for your service :07:

      Update: I googled the phrase "make the milk boy wet his pants make him do the milk boy dance" and the first link was a porn link :data-laughing:

      • happybadger [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        It's a rough take on the cars 2 beans copypasta but more geared towars the confrontation than the initial food.