there, I said it.
Someone had to.
:powercry-1: <- me as I am sent to the gamer gulag post revolution.
I am hereby coming out as literally the worst gamer of all time. If you'd transport the serf from the "bitch, you're a SERF" copypasta into the present day, they'd easily beat me in a game of Fortnite. If you put me in any 3D environment, anything where i have to do impossible things like walking and aiming at the same time, i'll just keep running into a wall for 5 minutes while trying to figure out what's going on. There's a chat active at the same time as the game? i'll spend the entire match trying to read that asking what all the "F"s mean instead of playing. What is a twitch? What is a keffals? i have no idea lol. I have to actively look to find the WASD keys. I cannot handle anything that is not played with a controller. If it wasn't for this site, i wouldn't even know that people want to have sex with Sonic. That's how bad i am at this.
Thank you for bringing this to my attention I will do my best to correct it!