Girlfriend said she wanted a divorce. I said " but we're not even married" in tears. She said she doesn't care and still wants a divorce.

DayOfDoom [any, any] · 8 months ago

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nat_turner_overdrive [he/him] · 8 months ago

definitely splurge on a real silver divorce, a pewter one won't impress her

DayOfDoom [any, any] · 8 months ago

I had to start splurging on myself because she wouldn't let me splurge on her.

DayOfDoom [any, any] · 8 months ago

My life is the saddest life ever posted.

DirtyPair [they/them] · 8 months ago

i wanna divorce you too

HeavenAndEarth [she/her] · 8 months ago

It's funny how your bits sometimes go under the radar

tombruzzo [none/use name] · 8 months ago

Welcome to biden's America where your bitch wife can take half your stuff before you're even married

EllenKelly [comrade/them] · 8 months ago

breakups are hard comrade, I hope you've got good people around you.

DayOfDoom [any, any] · edit-2 8 months ago

i HAVE LIKE 56 life-size pokemon plushes around me. And that's it.

DayOfDoom [any, any] · 8 months ago

28*, she says she's taking half of them now for the divorce

Sons_of_Ferrix · 8 months ago

Guess you'll have to pay child support (you have no children).

Comp4 [she/her] · 8 months ago

hit the gym and lawyer up

anarchoilluminati [comrade/them] · 8 months ago

Fuck that. Demand an annulment instead.

Don't let her get away with this.