• Quaxamilliom [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    We need a copypasta of that ancap getting his ass kicked after visiting the anarcho commune in greece but with a patsoc getting his ass kicked after trying to visit a super jingoist bar in middle America.

    • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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      edit-2
      2 years ago

      I was beat up by right MAGA in Mississippi

      I don't usually use forums or Hexbear, I usually just post comments on Patsoc blogs, but they didn't seem appropriate places to post my story. So here goes, I just wanted to share this with all of you.

      Nov 3 I flew to the deep south for a Deliverance type tour. Not a guide or packaged deal, just going around by myself. I paid for half of the trip with the wages I earned over the last two years, my dad paid for the other half. I am 19, I guess that is normal starting college and all. (Before that I worked for my dad's company part time, so I guess you could say he paid for all of it, lol).

      I did Georgia and then Alabama and then Mississippi next. I am a Patsoc so I wanted to see patriots in these places. Yes, I know they are different kinds of "patriot" and not really full patriots like us. I went to a Christian book store in Alabama and it had a lot of English books, but no Strasser or Patsoc. Like I said, I expected that, not a surprise.

      I went to Mississippi, which everyone knows is famous for its revolutionary patriotism, its economic crisis and everything going on right now. Here I found directions for a local MAGA center. I went and didn't see anybody, but it was covered in graffiti, mostly in Redneck so I couldn't read it. Whatever, I started taking pictures. Then some people came out and confronted me.

      This should have been my first warning sign something was not right, because photography is not a crime. They were not violent, but they were not friendly, like asking who I was, what I wanted. They all spoke good English actually. Not uncommon in Mississippi. I said I was a tourist and a Trump-supporter and I just wanted to take pictures. Then they got friendly and told me I should have asked first (but pictures are no NAP violation so I don't know why, but I didn't say anything) and they invited me inside.

      We hung out for a while and chewed tabacco (there is no good dank in the south as you might find out like in Cali, everyone chews tobacco which isn't as cool as it sounds). We started talking about politics and MAGA. I was trying to talk about the democrats, they were like yeah no doubt the democrats are bad. But they wanted to talk about communism, communism this and that. This is when we started to get into a debate.

      I told them that what they called communism is different from big government. They said communism is big government, and I agreed. That is what I am saying. Real communism is big government. And they said yes, that is what we are trying to get rid of. And I said no, but we don't even have that right now. We need more government. And everyone at the same time was like "nooo" we are MAGA, we are against big government. MAGA opposes communism.

      And I said but not MAGA-Communists. MAGA-Communists are the Trump supporters who support communism. I had a fanny pack (yeah, lame I know) for my camera and in that I had this yellow and black bowtie [This is where I start to lose it, maybe I can finish it later]