I ask because I attempted a recipe for vegan "meatballs" today. The base was uncooked red lentils, which raised an eyebrow. Shocker, they tasted like raw red lentils (spices and sauce notwithstanding). The recipe also called for baking soda, so they exploded a little in the tomato sauce due to the acidity. 2/10 looking for a different recipe.
I wouldn't say it's my worst, though. One time I tried to hard boil an egg in the microwave. With the shell still on.
What's a culinary project that didn't go your way?
aren't uncooked lentils not safe to eat
It was red lentils so the lectin content is relatively low, and I did pre-soak the lentils and cook the meatballs by pan frying per the recipe (so the ended up being something like falafels), but they did still have a little raw-lentil flavor to them, which is another reason why I'm disinclined to reattempt the recipe.