• panopticon [comrade/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    I'd say step away from the lathe but at this point it seems pretty much baked in. Instead let me borrow your time machine

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Instead let me borrow your time machine.

      You'll have to wait until 82 days ago. I'm not sure how long that means in this time line. Anyway - one day the machine will just appear where you are. Due to technical reasons it's best to get in right away and get started. Just don't push the accelerator too hard. That will... um... would have been being led to some unfortunate circumstances.

      • Zoift [he/him]
        ·
        2 years ago

        PROPER OPERATION OF A TIME-MACHINE:

        STEP 1: Slam the "Shuffle" button repeatedly.

        • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
          ·
          2 years ago

          Bring that beat back. Brought that beat back. Beat will be brings back. Beat will have beaten back. Bring that beat back...