Louie = Divorced dad, owns a very old pickup and lives just outside of town. Yells at anyone on "his sidewalk".
Fred = Divorced dad, ran his family business into the ground and is now a landlord. Multiple thin blue line flags on his truck.
Billy = Smug asshole that nobody likes. Shows up to old car shows and pisses people off. Talks like everyone agrees with his opinion.
George = Overtly racist and gets kicked out of public places for trying to open carry a gun everywhere. Senile. Is banned from Burger King for fighting the staff.
Harvey = Ex-military, has multiple aggravated assault charges. Beat some kid for calling him Santa. Has 20,000 rounds stockpiled but only 3 days worth of food.
Phil = He just wants to grill and isn't sure where he is. Hopes the next president is a good businessman.
Henry = His favorite fast food is all of them. There was an 8th member of the group but he ate him. Didn't follow politics until he fell in love with Trump. Wants Trump's son to run for president.
Choose your fighter: (left to right)
Louie = Divorced dad, owns a very old pickup and lives just outside of town. Yells at anyone on "his sidewalk".
Fred = Divorced dad, ran his family business into the ground and is now a landlord. Multiple thin blue line flags on his truck.
Billy = Smug asshole that nobody likes. Shows up to old car shows and pisses people off. Talks like everyone agrees with his opinion.
George = Overtly racist and gets kicked out of public places for trying to open carry a gun everywhere. Senile. Is banned from Burger King for fighting the staff.
Harvey = Ex-military, has multiple aggravated assault charges. Beat some kid for calling him Santa. Has 20,000 rounds stockpiled but only 3 days worth of food.
Phil = He just wants to grill and isn't sure where he is. Hopes the next president is a good businessman.
Henry = His favorite fast food is all of them. There was an 8th member of the group but he ate him. Didn't follow politics until he fell in love with Trump. Wants Trump's son to run for president.
I hope he's a real good shot. Real men don't forage.