(like really though come on)

    • Darthsenio_Mall [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      I've talked shit about the sundae ptarts elsewhere in this thread but now i have to admit that I've enjoyed them as well, though i was sickened by the cloyingly sweet and especially thin goo-like nature of the filling and deeply ashamed of myself for indulging

  • jackal [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    A friend's dad would eat cinnamon roll poptarts by toasting them and then covering them in peanut butter, saying it was a secret combination like peanut butter and jelly.

    I tried it, and it was not good. :confusion:

      • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]M
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        2 years ago

        This is all just from memory tbh, I haven't had poptarts in like 15 years so no idea what flavors are around these days.

        • Darthsenio_Mall [he/him]
          hexagon
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          edit-2
          2 years ago

          basically same minus the fact that i get a 4 pack of s'mores 1-2x a year because it seems like a necessary part of going camping at this point. even though no one ends up eating em and they sit in my pantry for months until i'm the correct amount of on alcohol

    • Darthsenio_Mall [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Yeah okay I remember that one fondly. I also rememeber brown sugar cinnamon being one of the ones you could get without frosting for a while (because THAT is what will make the difference in your otherwise super healthy lifestyle?) Way better than frostingless strawberry though. Like if you only have a dry ass unfrosted thin ass trashjam filled store-pastry then what is even the point, you might as well have buttered toast.

  • cawsby [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Lemon creme pie was good, but they discoed it.

    • Darthsenio_Mall [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Oh sh*t rare poptart alert 🚨 i will trade my holographic mewtwo, these sound great.

    • Possum [it/its]
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      2 years ago

      ahhh fuck I would have loved those

      :desolate:

      • cawsby [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I guess Target still has them? Walmart stopped selling them.

        https://www.target.com/p/pop-tarts-lemon-cr-232-me-pie-toaster-pastries-8ct-kellogg-39-s/-/A-82139408

    • innocentlurker [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      There was a knockoff called "Toastems" I believe back in the day and the blueberry were pretty good. Had a thin sugar glaze, like creme brule rather than a frosting. Cheap too.

  • kissinger
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    1 year ago

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    • Darthsenio_Mall [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Oh shit really? I didn't realize, is this a vegan thing or a gelatin allergy?

        • Darthsenio_Mall [he/him]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          oof! why do people gotta be using animal parts in things instead of pectin and agar and shit 📉

        • TheLepidopterists [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          I've had gelatin free marshmallows (for actual s'mores ironically) that had very good texture, but they were from some yuppie "healthy" grocery store and cost about twice what the gelatin ones cost.

  • TheSpectreOfGay [he/him, she/her]
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    2 years ago

    uhm i like strawberry and smores, but there's only strawberry, smores, and the double chocolate one where i live. and the double chocolate one is super gross so

    no rare poptarts :cri: