God forbid these fucking Christo fascists actually solve a problem, they just want us to make more fucking slaves for them at gun point.

Well said. I'm Jewish and while there are certainly plenty of assholes like this in my community, I really had a ton of fun meeting people at temple and I have fond memories of Hanukkah. It just makes me sick how people cynically exploit religion as a means to be a giant parasite but walk away as the good guy, then point to a corrupt class of clerics who say your emotional, economic, social vampirism is a-okay.