I was raptured during the eclipse and I'm in heaven with Jesus laughing at y'all left on earth fighting cannibals for beans.

SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] · 7 months ago

PointAndClique [they/them] · 7 months ago

Why are we fighting the cannibals for the beans they don't eat beans

DyingOfDeBordom [none/use name] · 7 months ago

They need all the beans to use as lures for you delicious vegans

I, a filthy carnist, will wait until both sides tire and triumph over both- i'll have some fuckin' beans in my people chili

FlakesBongler [they/them] · 7 months ago

They want them so we can't overpower them Popeye-style

oscardejarjayes [comrade/them] · 7 months ago

the beans are the cannibals

PointAndClique [they/them] · 7 months ago

Can o' balls

comrade_pibb [comrade/them] · 7 months ago

tell Jesus that his friends all suck ass

DyingOfDeBordom [none/use name] · 7 months ago

lol does jesus even have any friends? that nerd?

Pluto [he/him, he/him] · 7 months ago

But your level is as high as the rent!

SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] · 7 months ago

I'm high with Jesus rn, lol get rekt son

Pluto [he/him, he/him] · 7 months ago

SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them] · 7 months ago

Why are you shitposting on a forum for liberals then

mkultrawide [any] · 7 months ago

radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them] · 7 months ago

SorosFootSoldier has become the Second Enoch. How are the storehouses of clouds and snow looking?

axont [she/her, comrade/them] · 7 months ago

yeah? I'm in Platinum Level Heaven, you nerd ass liberal

FlakesBongler [they/them] · 7 months ago

Jokes on you, everyone in Heaven is a cannibal

Xx_Aru_xX [she/her, they/them] · 7 months ago

Show

Pluto [he/him, he/him] · 7 months ago

The 2000s called and it wants its 2012 conspiracy theories back.

Jake [he/him]@lemmy.ml · 7 months ago

You're 12 days too early