I can't have him coming in here while the wife and I are being intimate like this anymore.
Somebody fix this or I'm going to call Interpol (internet police). Give him back his damn account or something. Or least give us a commission report like they did for Kennedy. Geeze. All I'm hearing is "mod this" "admin that" and I can't follow what is or isn't happening on this site. Not enough hard evidence for my taste. Just sort it out.
If your son is the boy who wears a cap with a helicopter rotor on the top, a slingshot sticking out the back pocket of his shorts, a T-shirt of Alfred E. Neuman saying "What, Me Worry?" while drinking a malt milkshake around town, I believe he deserves to be banned.
Why, just the other week, I saw him throw toilet paper all over the statue of the Hexagonal Bear in the town square!