As you all know I got raptured yesterday during the totality of the eclipse and now I'm in heaven well IT SUCKS. They only have pretzels and gamecube. Jesus always wants to read the bible and they don't have any movies with boobies in them. I still can't see god, they say I need to be here for at least 2 more centuries. GIVE ME A BREAK
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