INTERFACING [Trivial: Failure] - Yes. *This* is what a cake looks like. You’ve had many birthdays and every cake has looked like this one.
Looks like something my old friends would make with an ambiguous degree of irony.
You can still smoke cigarettes even if the filters are a little wet.
I used to frequent a bar which would serve cupcakes with a lit cigarette sticking out of them on people's birthdays.
Sounds like the kind of place that also offers boilermakers. Comforting. Dark. Musty.
It is magnificence. I have built a saccharine monument to nicotine and disco. I am an *artist*, and liver damage is my *art*.
If you are tempted by sobriety, just remember -- it's not the alcohol. Buy more of that too. Alcohol is *not* the problem. And it's certainly not the dextroamphetamine. Nor pyrholidon, that sweet, sweet psychoactive radiation drug. Nor smoking for forty years. It's the lack of magnesium. And excess of coffee.
INTERFACING[Trivial: Failure] - Yes. This is what a cake looks like. You’ve had many birthdays and every cake has looked like this one.
