The title says it best. The ugly face of reaction has reared its head in my locality. The paper tiger is on full display and attempting to recruit from the cohorts of my peers. They cannot be allowed to embellish their numbers or morale with frivolous things such as "duck-duck-goose," landing an attack helicopter for "an impressive display" (despite planes being way, way cooler,) and increasingly so, being one of the most stable "careers" to support a family. US IMPERIALISM IS A PAPER THAT WILL BE DESTROYED!

Anyway, I'm going to be absurd and disrupt recruiting process. Pls give me suggestions