The title says it best. The ugly face of reaction has reared its head in my locality. The paper tiger is on full display and attempting to recruit from the cohorts of my peers. They cannot be allowed to embellish their numbers or morale with frivolous things such as "duck-duck-goose," landing an attack helicopter for "an impressive display" (despite planes being way, way cooler,) and increasingly so, being one of the most stable "careers" to support a family. US IMPERIALISM IS A PAPER THAT WILL BE DESTROYED!

Anyway, I'm going to be absurd and disrupt recruiting process. Pls give me suggestions

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    8 months ago

    Just bring a big poster board that reads "My Lai Massacre" / "Hadditha Massacre" / "Kandahar massacre"

    Maybe a bit at the bottom

    "I John Brown am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away, but with Blood."

    • CommieGabredabok [he/him, comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      8 months ago

      No time was had to prepare posters. My group of 3 dedicated socialist friends (liberals) took their stupid, evil candy and a bunch of their other shit. Verbal harassment is praxis.

      Maybe I can comeback later and slash the tires of all the Humvees? soviet-hmm

  • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    I'll be damned if I'd sit here and let you cast aspersions on Comrade Chopper like that.

    Planes, most recently through Boeing, are putting the proletariat at risk but Comrade Chopper has consistently done self-sacrificial adventurism against the enemy.

    • CommieGabredabok [he/him, comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      8 months ago

      true, from that standpoint I must admit the helicopter's technical difficulties are much more challenging and dangerous. CRITIKAL SUPPORT TO HELIKOPTER ENGINEERS

      edit: hopefully I fucked with the hydrolics for the aileron (on the back?) to cause a problem

  • Stalin_was_Ballin [none/use name]
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    8 months ago

    Delay the duck-duck-goose game ad infinitum. Your classmates will be all the ducks and the nearest military person(?) will be the goose.

    Imperialism is a paper duck. kelly

  • WashedAnus [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Wait they landed a helicopter? Time to learn about FOD (Foreign Object Debris/Damage)!