"Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

:-p

I will unironically see media put out by the Second Baptist Church of Houston throwing shade at the First Baptist Church. You could straight up ban the Bible and some number of Christians would applaud while shouting "About time!"