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If anyone ever figures out a way to train birds to defecate on cops, I will speak of your legend to my children that I'm never going to have.
If any bird would, it's crows. They're able to recognize faces, they're able to hold grudges and communicate the appearance of their enemy to other crows. They can use tools and adapt well to urban environments. Theoretically, if you taught a crow to teach, you could make all crows actively hostile to whatever you set thtme against.
What I'm saying is, they're one of the animals that we could make communist.
Oh, I am well aware of how smart crows are, I love them. I once watched a video of one dropping a shelled peanut into the street, then dropping the peanut into traffic, then dropping the peanut onto a crosswalk so cars would still run over the peanut shell, and then the crow could safely retrieve the peanut when it was the pedestrians' turn to cross.
As for training crows to hate cops and other fascists, perhaps there is hope! :sicko-yes: