• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    why would i, a genius, run the ball to the goal using my legs? i can more easily drive a Tesla to the goal while listening to the latest Jordan Peterson lecture.

    as the first solver of the football riddle, should not I be declared the victor of any past and future Superb Bowl?

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      oh i'm sorry i was supposed to kick the ball? i guess i was too busy reading all of the nON-FICTION BOOKS.