If you don't wear jorts, you're a nerd and we AREN'T FRIENDS. Sorry to break it to you.
Love to ruin a good pair of jeans to make the worst piece of clothing ever
The move is to use an old pair of jeans that already has holes in the knees
:think-about-it:
I ain't wearing that shit. Up yours, woke moralists, we'll see who cancels who.
we can jort if we want to
we can leave our pants behind
cause our pants dont jort and if they dont jort well they're no pants of mine
https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat
I thought this was about Jorts the Cat from twitter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx3ORAO1Y6s
The days of spring will surely bring
The birds and bees cavorting.
But since I am a gentleman,
I'd much rather be jorting.
New struggle session: jorts are any shorts made out of denim fabric vs. jorts are only handmade at home when you cut the legs off old jeans.
I make my own jorts out of old jeans, as is customary.
Gonna cut myself a pair of Daisy Dukes in 8 months when the weather warms up
