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  • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    I’d fake my own kidnapping.

    If I was gonna go that far I'd also film it, along with my daring escape and getting my hands on twin tommy guns and my last scene would be a fight scene between me and all those stupid annoying fish and birds who make simple little oil spills look like it's suuuuuuch a big deal stupid annoying fish I don't even like fish who actually even eats that stuff anyway