they're fucking built

  • kristina [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    so i read a thing by a guy that handles chimps and got attacked by one and he said that 'if you think for a second, o no i dont wanna hurt this animal, you are gonna lose your face. if you think, MURDER MURDER MURDER from the onset of the attack, you will win against a chimp just because of your height'

    he basically was saying that if you dont immediately go as savage and insane as the chimp is you are at an extreme disadvantage