back in the long ago, people from faraway places would come to divine wisdom from the toxic gas fueled ramblings of mentally and emotionally unstable "oracles" living in caves on greek islands. it was thought that they spoke in riddles as diviners of the gods.

today, through the magic of progress, the oracles are just people with lots of money. due to the pervasive nature of spectacle, mass culture and twitter, these rambling cave people can deliver their every thought directly to every screen and handheld device around the world. so, even if you aren't interested, rest assured that someone will excitedly pass along the latest mouth fart some idiot pushed from their brain.