"Sir, by erotic bakery, we mean more likez novelty baked goods. Shaped like boobs and dicks. The erotica is not due to the baked goods in and of themselves but how we design them to resemble genitalia. I can talk to management when they get in after the weekend, but, pal, I don't don't think they're gonna be too keen."
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"Sir, by erotic bakery, we mean more likez novelty baked goods. Shaped like boobs and dicks. The erotica is not due to the baked goods in and of themselves but how we design them to resemble genitalia. I can talk to management when they get in after the weekend, but, pal, I don't don't think they're gonna be too keen."