maskless florida pizza church

  • WEIMARUSSY [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    given the chance, the owner would probably bash Christ's head open with a hammer and eat the brains in the finest sauce you can by through Sysco

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Oh I have no doubt that most American evangelicals would denounce the second coming of Christ as a dangerous brown communist.

      • WEIMARUSSY [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        no I just meant the petite bourgeois would see a guy that's 4'2 and it would confuse them/make them so mad they start trying to kill him