maskless florida pizza church
This has to be some sort of tax evasion by registering the pizza place as a church.
We had a karate place operating out of a church here. They weren't doing tax evasion, but they were doing another church classic: child trafficking!
Okay I know we aren't allowed to shit on religion here but at what point do we admit that at the very least evangelicals are fucking evil?
The crowd that doesn't like it when we shit on religion has been awful quiet since Roe got overturned...
(yes yes religion in the global south is a different matter, I get it)
There's a good chance that Jesus himself would have chased the owner of this place around with a whip, so I don't think criticizing this is even shitting on religion.
given the chance, the owner would probably bash Christ's head open with a hammer and eat the brains in the finest sauce you can by through Sysco
Oh I have no doubt that most American evangelicals would denounce the second coming of Christ as a dangerous brown communist.
no I just meant the petite bourgeois would see a guy that's 4'2 and it would confuse them/make them so mad they start trying to kill him
They've dethroned God for Mammon, it is the duty of all believers to bully them.
*pokes the rest of Christianity with a stick*
Come on. Declare a crusade against the American heresy and wipe them off the face of the earth. Come on. Do it.
American Christianity is as far from god as you can get. You either have:
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The most holy event of the year is bingo night with a white elephant auction
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actively trying to create the third temple and uses all of their work sick days on rahowa
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the openly racist cult that's only allowed to exist in the desert because it produces enough g men
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Evangelism is a literal religion of Evil where all human virtues are inverted. I don't think anyone who isn't an Evangelical is going to complain about you talking shit about Evangelicals except like maybe Ben Shapiro.
Wait are we not? I've never gotten any pushback shitting on Evangelicalism, or even on broader (roughly including many Mormon, Catholic, and Orthodox) categories like Pentecostal mysticism
I get sus when a fellow USian focuses on other religions, especially if they don't have direct experience with them, but American Evangelicalism and its many, many differently-named clones with trivial differences (like polymorphic goddamn malware) are antithetical to Communist ideals, even to the point of specifically demanding misanthropy
religion in general is bad
but the evangelicals definitely need to be the first ones to go
:frothingfash: SEEING PEOPLE WEAR MASKS MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE, AND I WOULD RATHER EVERYONE DIE THAN BE UNCOMFORTABLE :frothingfash:
chuds have been malding about baggy pants for decades though
They very literally justify the murder of black children because the child was "sagging their pants". Like, that's the quality of people we're talking about.
you have to tongue kiss the priest before taking communion, to show that you're not afraid of death
I'm not sure if this is the most or least Italian thing I've ever seen, maybe both
:anti-italian-action:
Calvinism. Centuries of constant war, genocide, theft, and violence. And Calvinism.
