• Gogoplata [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Once, just once, I want a game to do this with dick physics. An otherwise mainstream and “normal” game. Don’t advertise it. Just ambush with it. The reactions would be maximum lol.

    • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Realistic fluid physics for blood distribution as the protagonist goes half-mast in the middle of a cutscene but his balls flail all over the place due to faulty collision physics

      • Gogoplata [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Lmao do it a sword game so there can be interactions between blood loss mechanics and erection strength.

        “WoKe EA not LeTtInG mE gEt HarD If I lOsE ToO mUcH BloOd”

    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      I'm imagining an immersive sim with an obscure upgrade that removes your character's pants. After that, if you're able to move just right your character can helicopter dong it and fly short distances.