• Nakoichi [they/them]M
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    7 months ago

    I mean, if your mom is the one bathing you as a child she damn well better teach you to wash your dick.

      • RNAi [he/him]
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        7 months ago

        So he had an unwashed crusty dick until meeting his wife? I hope he's circumsized

        • LaughingLion [any, any]
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          7 months ago

          there was a trend on tiktok over a year ago where one woman realized her husband didnt wash his ass crack (just let the water go down is back into it and that's it) and like all these other women chiming in after asking or noticing when they took showers with their husbands that they also didnt wash their asses

          for the record i wash my ass with dr bronners mint soap that fucking hole be whistlin'

          • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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            7 months ago

            I have seen the demons that come out of there. How do my brothers in christ not ritually cleanse that holy place?

            • LaughingLion [any, any]
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              7 months ago

              its like watching combat footage

              if it bears no witness then who will convey the horrors of man's folly?

              • GinAndJuche
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                7 months ago

                Sheogorath has heard your prayer and granted all toilets sapience.

          • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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            7 months ago

            I may fall into the white guy trap of not washing my legs, but how does one become an actual adult man and not know to wash the stankiest part of the body?