Unlike other posters who make this thread, online takes are cool here, but bonus points for IRL stuff.
I was drinking with a coworker last night and somehow communism and the USSR came up. They went on about the Holodomer, implying it was engineered and targeted. I explained "hey you're literally repeating nazi talking points" and I dont recall the rest of the conversation, but im happy I got to defend Stalin at a work gathering.
Not the worst thing I've heard all week I don't think, but its both IRL and fresh in my brain.
I'm normally not one to stan the Roman empire, but they had some fairly interesting ideas about what to do with uppity Christians.