I'm pretty sure I'd make a pretty bang-up pet psychic. I'm good with reading the body language of most legal house pets, and telling people what they want to hear. I think I could offer genuinely good advice enough times that I could justify what I'm doing and how much I'm charging for it.
Hell, just tell hexbear who to cancel and we'll give you all the free advertising you'll ever need
Hexbear cancelation services when?