I just talked to some dumbass liberal who flashed me a sloppy anarchist tattoo and when I started talking to them about their favorite theory they brought up Rich Dad Poor Dad and something about gumball machines and passive income...

This is not a bit. I repeat, this is not a bit.

  • Soap_Owl [any]
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    2 years ago

    Petty gumball machine tyrant is last in line for the guillotine though.

    He got any super bounce balls in his pockets?

      • Soap_Owl [any]
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        2 years ago

        Did he put in it quarter machine capsules?

        • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
          hexagon
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          2 years ago

          Now there's an idea that might actually get your in the ranks of the lumpen bourgeois

          • Soap_Owl [any]
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            2 years ago

            Nah, back in my rave days I used to do that. It did make everyone happy though.