"Ya know the Aristocrats joke, right? Maybe you don't - but it's about a family that fucks each other. Plus the dog gets in on the action too! I got something better. And ya know Bob Saget wanted to fuck the Olsen twins and would do a whole set on that? I got something better. And ya know..."
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[CW: incest, etc.] Rob Schneider voice...
"Ya know the Aristocrats joke, right? Maybe you don't - but it's about a family that fucks each other. Plus the dog gets in on the action too! I got something better. And ya know Bob Saget wanted to fuck the Olsen twins and would do a whole set on that? I got something better. And ya know..."