Or other petty crime

  • MoneyIsTheDeepState [comrade/them,he/him]
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    2 years ago

    stealing candy

    Hwhat

    Shit's out there on the porch, you hold back part of the candy in case any of the kids gets the idea to do a heist. If they do, it's theirs. You know why, you suburban ghoul?

    Because it's fucking candy, and you spend more to keep your lawn fuckable, or whatever a lawn is meant to be