Or other petty crime
joining nextdoor just to troll it sounds fun as hell but I don't want my neighbors to firebomb my house
Something about trolling bored rich wine moms just appeals to me
Does getting served court documents to pay for damages appeal to you? Cuz they'll try
Over $10 worth of stolen Halloween candy? The headlines alone will double my OF subs! The court might even have to take into account my zero kids for the final settlement.
Do it, fuck nextdoor see how fast you can get banned lol
Is that likely? I imagine myself doing just enough to get the attention/witchhunt off the real perp. I see these kids of videos maybe once every 2 months, I doubt a moderator is going to be keeping track of my "kids".
You're dealing with petty-bourgeois suburban psychos. Anything is on the table with these types.
I'm always petty but I think it's funnier if you snitch on your fake kid instead of me 😌
stealing candy
Hwhat
Shit's out there on the porch, you hold back part of the candy in case any of the kids gets the idea to do a heist. If they do, it's theirs. You know why, you suburban ghoul?
Because it's fucking candy, and you spend more to keep your lawn fuckable, or whatever a lawn is meant to be
