Like what if we set up a website where we sell bottled toilet water for 100 million a bottle and lie that its special mystical water from an ancient lake that makes you a bartering god or something.

We could donate the money to commie orgs

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    health claims: bad [jail, fines]
    nutrition claims: good [lots of grey areas]
    spiritual claims: jackpot

    you can get around health claims by going the MLM route so you can just offload responsibility onto "Brand Ambassadors", but i think the spiritual-nutrition nexus is the pro move.