Like what if we set up a website where we sell bottled toilet water for 100 million a bottle and lie that its special mystical water from an ancient lake that makes you a bartering god or something.

We could donate the money to commie orgs

  • GoebbelsDeezNuts [any]
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    7 months ago

    Wasn't raw water a thing like 5 years ago or so?

    You may be onto something.

  • riseuppikmin [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    I have an Owl-based AI startup for surveilling your employees at nighttime after work and I need funding.

    My pitch opening: Birds are real, but what if they weren't?

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    health claims: bad [jail, fines]
    nutrition claims: good [lots of grey areas]
    spiritual claims: jackpot

    you can get around health claims by going the MLM route so you can just offload responsibility onto "Brand Ambassadors", but i think the spiritual-nutrition nexus is the pro move.

  • death is close@procial.tchncs.de
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    @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net The real challenge I think would be doing it without feeling bad about exploiting people who don't have the lightbulb fully screwed in. There's definitely a threshold, though. Not like you'd do harm by diverting the already-scammed Iraqi Dinar Global Currency Reset crowd. I guess, to be super-ethical, think Juicero?

    edit: Oh yeah donating lol, was just thinking about getting rich ​:blobcatrainbow:​

  • MaoShanDong [none/use name]
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    7 months ago

    To be honest that's basically what the entire financial services sector is coming from someone who studied and worked in the field in the past. If there's one good thing rich people are good at its grifting other rich people.

  • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    We should open a youth center to teach the youths practical skills like teamwork and self-discipline. No matter what, at least we own the property, and can convert it into a private equity firm.