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death is close@procial.tchncs.de to badposting • 7 months ago

Last night I dreamed [energy drink brand] released a limited edition "Milk" flavor. The can had Nixon on it. Looked at the ingredients and it had pineapple in it, referencing his last White House

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Last night I dreamed [energy drink brand] released a limited edition "Milk" flavor. The can had Nixon on it. Looked at the ingredients and it had pineapple in it, referencing his last White House

death is close@procial.tchncs.de to badposting • 7 months ago
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Last night I dreamed [energy drink brand] released a limited edition "Milk" flavor. The can had Nixon on it. Looked at the ingredients and it had pineapple in it, referencing his last White House meal.

#richardnixon #nixon #heritage #tradition #whitehouse #cottagecheese #milk #pineapple #sigmagrindset #dreamjournals #dreams #premonitions
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This is not a joke. What kind of sociopath dreams about the grocery store?

  • BakedBeanEnjoyer
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    7 months ago

    A sparkling water mixed with Greek yogurt and fruit flavor unironically sounds great.

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    • volcel_olive_oil [he/him]
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      7 months ago

      I've tasted one that was peach and milk, pretty nice

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    • death is close@procial.tchncs.de
      hexagon
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      7 months ago

      @BakedBeanEnjoyer@hexbear.net Yogurt beverages need to be utilized more here in the US, same with mint and apple flavors

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    • Formerlyfarman [none/use name]
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      7 months ago

      Yogurt soda is very popular in china and the middle east.

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