I built something evil and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

  • Dingdangdog [he/him,comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    tech workers have more lateral moves than like automotive factories and people trying to pad a resume to get a real rocket science job though

    i don't understand how this works unless it's like a cult thing

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Those that stay will be like Disneyland employees: underpaid, overworked true believers.

    • pooh [she/her, any]
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      2 years ago

      I sometimes look at Blind just to see what’s going on in that world and there’s a lot of fear over layoffs and recession. Most of them get paid very well, but it seems quite a few have pretty large mortgages and/or rent payments due to being in high cost of living areas.

      Don’t get me wrong, they’re obviously better off than most people, but it seems there’s definitely more worry and less optimism than normal.

      Also, it looks like Twitter employees are using blind to share info on what’s happening. I just saw a post that looks like a copy/pasted email saying layoffs will happen by email tomorrow and the Twitter offices will be closed:

      Team,

      In an effort to place Twitter on a healthy path, we will go through the difficult process of reducing our global workforce on Friday. We recognize that this will impact a number of individuals who have made valuable contributions to Twitter, but this action is unfortunately necessary to ensure the company's success moving forward.

      Given the nature of our distributed workforce and our desire to inform impacted individuals as quickly as possible, communications for this process will take place via email. By 9AM PST on Friday Nov. 4th, everyone will receive an individual email with the subject line: Your Role at Twitter. Please check your email, including your spam folder.

      If your employment is not impacted, you will receive a notification via your Twitter email.

      If your employment is impacted, you will receive a notification with next steps via your personal email.

      If you do not receive an email from twitter-hr@ by 5PM PST on Friday Nov. 4th, please email xxxxxxxx.

      To help ensure the safety of each employee as well as Twitter systems and customer data, our offices will be temporarily closed and all badge access will be suspended. If you are in an office or on your way to an office, please return home.

      We acknowledge this is an incredibly challenging experience to go through, whether or not you are impacted. Thank you for continuing to adhere to Twitter policies that prohibit you from discussing confidential company information on social media, with the press or elsewhere.

      We are grateful for your contributions to Twitter and for your patience as we move through this process.

      Thank you.

      Twitter

      • BigLadKarlLiebknecht [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        A lot of people are about to find out what happens when a make -work program loses its funding as the cheap money dries up. I may be a doomer, but the writing has been on the wall for a very long time. These “unicorns” are indeed mythical creatures with no basis in reality. Twitter has been profitable in just 2 of its 16 years of existence. The last of which was 3 years ago. It was not a viable business, regardless of Musk’s fumbling in the dark. At least Facebook and Google have managed to turn a healthy profit over the same period.

        Don’t get me started on the gig economy companies. I’m convinced that as shit will get very real over the next year or two, we’ll see huge names just simply implode. Their business models make Twitter look positively sensible.

        Somewhat related, but I want to learn more about the legitimacy of the effectiveness of online advertising. Like, I’m sure it’s a massive scam I just want to understand exactly how.

        • Bloobish [comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          Honestly feel we are on a path to see the death spiral of lots of financialized tech capital within this decade due to the drying up of easily accessible funding and loans from venture capitalists and banks.

          • BigLadKarlLiebknecht [he/him, comrade/them]
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            2 years ago

            :10000-com:

            It’s amazing to me that this was a full 7 years before we hit the peak. Our roaring twenties were so fucking shit, lmao - first as tragedy and then as farce and all that.

            • Bloobish [comrade/them]
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              2 years ago

              Jesus it's like watching monkeys burn piles of money except less funny. This story really encapsulates that lots of "tech geniuses" don't understand that successful apps are free and harvest data/engagement from user labor that becomes the actual product to sell.

            • SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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              2 years ago

              When you want to let someone know you are thinking of them, but without expending the 10 seconds of effort that would require

              While the startup still doesn't have any money in the bank, a handful of investors have committed to give it $1.2 million. Hogeg, the app's lead investor, still needs to wire $200,000 into the company's bank account, and he expects the round of financing to close next week.

              :cereal2:

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Their business models make Twitter look positively sensible.

          The business model for several gig economy things like the car share apps was literally "I bet we can keep this running on cheap Saudi money long enough to drive all other forms of transit including taxis and public transit out of existence, then we will be the only transit company and can set extortionate prices to turn a profit."

          • BigLadKarlLiebknecht [he/him, comrade/them]
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            2 years ago

            If I’m being reductive and especially cynical, I wouldn’t even credit those companies with that - I see it as simply “let’s get this thing to IPO and unload VC owned stock on retail investors”.

            And also on the ideological front, smashing worker rights by normalizing precarious labor as “flexibility”. The gig companies might not survive, but precarious labor will.

        • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Don’t get me started on the gig economy companies.

          The difference I see is that they offer a real service (e.g., food delivery) that people want and will pay for. There's a lot of fluff, but there's also a viable business model. They'll just get squeezed and squeeze workers harder in turn.

          • BigLadKarlLiebknecht [he/him, comrade/them]
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            2 years ago

            I’m not convinced that the big gig economy companies have viable business models - more tangible, yes, but not necessarily ever sustainably profitable. Naked Capitalism’s amazing long series on Uber is really worth a read. From earlier this year, on Uber’s much vaunted Eats service:

            As this series has discussed at length, while no one has any plausible plan for achieving sustainable ridesharing profitability, the economics of the fiercely competitive food delivery business are substantially worse. In eight years DoorDash, the dominant US company, never made a profit. The CEO of Grub Hub, the number two company, said food delivery “is and always will be a crummy business.”

            Even by Uber’s crude “Segment Adjusted EBITDA profitability” metric delivery services were 63 margin points worse than ridesharing in 4Q2019 and were still 25 margin points worse in 4Q2021. Uber’s new emphasis on using food delivery to inflate trip volumes and total revenue recognized that throughout its history capital markets had myopically focused on the rapid growth of these top-line numbers while totally ignoring the question of whether that growth would ever produce sustainable profits.

            Uber’s food delivery strategy depends entirely on driving the industry consolidation that might allow it to exert much greater anti-competitive market power over drivers and restaurants. It attempted to acquire Grubhub (a rollup of 12 previously independent competitors), which would have allowed the merged company to leapfrog over Doordash with a 58% market share. When that failed, it spent $2.6 billion to acquire Postmates, giving Uber Eats a slightly stronger (32%) third place market share. It also acquired Drizly and GoPuff, in the hopes of achieving the type of powerful position in liquor and convenience store deliveries that it has been unable to achieve in food or grocery deliveries. [9]

            There is absolutely no evidence showing that extreme industry concentration could be achieved, or that it might make these hugely unprofitable companies viable. Certainly no one has laid out a path that might allow Uber Eats or the other delivery companies to achieve profitability without significantly reducing competition. Despite Uber Eats’ unprofitability and limited market share, the FTC has opened a new review of the Drizly/GoPuff acquisition, recognizing that their only plausible basis was the elimination of competition and the hope of being able to squeeze drivers and suppliers. [10] Unlike ridesharing where the drivers and traditional taxi companies harmed by Uber and Lyft’s pursuit of dominance and market power have no meaningful political voice, the restaurants that have been crippled by the delivery fees charged by the big venture capital funded companies have found sympathetic local governments officials willing to consider delivery fee caps and other actions to protect competition.

            This is notwithstanding a potential impending collapse in demand for non-essentials (food delivery and taxis) during the unfolding recession/depression - just how their business model has been during “good” times.

            • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
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              2 years ago

              Good article. "Viable" was too strong, yeah -- more like "at least has an established service, an existing delivery method, and actual revenue." Miles better than Twitter, but still a long ways from a self-sustaining business.

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        To help ensure the safety of each employee as well as Twitter systems and customer data, our offices will be temporarily closed and all badge access will be suspended.

        So they're closing down all offices to avoid mass shootings and sabotage.

        • SerLava [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          They're not going to be able to keep the site from 404ing at this point

          • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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            2 years ago

            Yeah it's just a matter of time. Out of the 25% of the employees they aren't laying off, how many of them will resign because they're not willing to put up with working 84 hour weeks under a complete buffoon while the project they've been dedicated to for years turns to total and utter shit? Even if they somehow pick all the right people who are willing to work themselves to burnout while going along with Eeeeeelons bs plans, how would such a skeleton crew be able to keep twitter operational?

      • fifthedition [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        Yeah, my Dad knows some of them. He says they make $50,000 a month and spend $50,000 a month. They can't stop, they're utterly addicted. How you can make six hundred thousand dollars a year and still be broke is beyond me, but they manage it. Zero sympathy for them. They are the 1%.

        • CrimsonSage [any]
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          2 years ago

          Jesus christ.... why not sabe 90% of it, work 5 years, and retire???? Like that retire early shit doesn't work for normal people, but with that much cheddar...

          • fifthedition [none/use name]
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            2 years ago

            You don't get it. They have to spend $50,000 a month. If they had their pay doubled, they'd spend that, too. Thus they're always broke and terrified of losing their jobs. Because if they didn't spend $50,000 a month, their wives would divorce them, their kids would disown them, their friends would delete them from their social media.

        • pooh [she/her, any]
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          2 years ago

          I saw it posted more than once and by different accounts. I think it’s real.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        2 years ago

        To help ensure the safety of each employee as well as Twitter systems and customer data, our offices will be temporarily closed and all badge access will be suspended. If you are in an office or on your way to an office, please return home.

        To help ensure the safety of each employee as well as Twitter systems and customer data, our offices will be temporarily closed and all badge access will be suspended. If you are in an office or on your way to an office, please return home.

        Lol they're all going to get purged.

  • Cheesewizzard [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Slightly conspiracy brained, but was Elon somehow forced into buying Twitter (remember a few months ago he wanted to back out but Twitter lawyers were being aggressive saying they sought to have the deal go through)? Somehow they used enough leverage behind closed doors and got him to capitulate?

    What I’m getting at is it seems he is purposefully trying to take down the company. But what would be his motive? Perhaps he has some bankruptcy/tax break/loophole gambit.

    Or he’s just that fucking dumb (most likely).

        • space_comrade [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Elon forgot that he wasn't dealing with the idiots he sells his shitty cars to but rather his fellow bourgeoisie. The bougs take their contracts between each other very seriously, unlike the contracts they make with consumers and workers.

          • mittens [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Nevermind that, the offer represented twice the total valuation of twitter, execs are expected to follow through or they could be liable themselves for not acting in the best interest of the shareholders. I seriously don't know what's going on though, like my theory is still that it was all a dubious scheme to cash out some Tesla stock and not cause a huge panic but it went terribly, awfully wrong. This makes the tumblr fiasco look like money moves.

      • Cheesewizzard [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        It just seems like if he wanted to actually save the company by cost cutting, he’d have tried to take a softer approach (not that layoffs can ever be done softly). It just seems gratuitous — like he’s trying to piss off even the ones who won’t be laid off. Idk, probably project a normal mind on the reptile that is elon musk.

        • flan [they/them]
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          2 years ago

          yeah im sure there's a component of him being a baby about screwing up

        • Mindfury [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Imagine if this motherfucker shorted twitter stock or has a fuckload of put options and is now deliberately crashing the plane with no survivors

          I'd say no one would be this dumb, but after that weird shit where that one circuit court held that federal departments can't enforce anything, maybe he's gambled on being too big to prosecute?

          • hypercube [she/her]
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            2 years ago

            thing is that twitter stock doesn't exist anymore - he bought the company & took it private

            • UlyssesT [he/him]
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              2 years ago

              We need to consider the possibility that he is both that incompetent and that deluded about his own level of competence.

              • hypercube [she/her]
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                2 years ago

                ty for introducing me to the funniest possible possibility..........

      • Sphere [he/him, they/them]
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        2 years ago

        He actually could have gotten out of the deal by paying Twitter a billion dollars, but I guess he wasn't willing to liquidate so much stock.

  • VenetianMask [any]
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    2 years ago

    Can an entire company's workforce file for constructive termination?

  • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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    2 years ago

    he's intentionally trying to destroy the company, right? like he's just trying to get into the history books for this shit, he can't possibly think this is going to produce a good business outcome

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      I don't think so, this is pretty much how he's running Tesla as well.

  • Ideology [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Sounds like it's time to spin up a mastodon instance. Is hexodon.net taken?