A rich guy likes to go to the local Cinemark near his house. He always takes a huge entourage and he pays for everything. But he only buys Sweet Tart Ropes whatever the hell they are. And if he sees you eating other candy - he permanently boots you out of his crew. And because he always pays for everything everywhere - nobody breaks that rule and they even pretend to like that shit.
My theory on Alaska
A rich guy likes to go to the local Cinemark near his house. He always takes a huge entourage and he pays for everything. But he only buys Sweet Tart Ropes whatever the hell they are. And if he sees you eating other candy - he permanently boots you out of his crew. And because he always pays for everything everywhere - nobody breaks that rule and they even pretend to like that shit.
Any other theories?
Alternative theory: Sweet Tart ropes are delicious :shrug-outta-hecks:
I find that very hard to believe.