I am so obsessed with John Kerry that it is ruining my life. I think about him all the time and I can't concentrate on anything else. I have even started missing appointments and neglecting my responsibilities because all I can think about is him. It's getting to the point where I'm barely functioning and I don't know how much longer I can keep this up. I am absolutely obsessed with John Forbes Kerry. I've been following him for years, and I even started a blog dedicated to him. I've printed out pictures of him and hung them up in my room. I've watched all of his interviews and speeches. I know everything about him.

This obsession has ruined my relationships and life. I have no friends because I've alienated them with my Kerry obsession. I've lost jobs because I've called in sick to stay home and watch Kerry interviews. I'm even in debt because I've spent so much money on Kerry memorabilia.

I don't care though. I'm happy being alone as long as I have John Forbes Kerry.