Like with pronouns, one could choose two options rather than just one.

The options would be something like:

  • whole
  • 2%
  • 1%
  • skim
  • lactose-free
  • chocolate
  • strawberry
  • buttermilk
  • kefir
  • kumis
  • infant formula
  • mare
  • goat
  • cow
  • human (default option)
  • almond
  • cashew
  • coconut
  • hazelnut
  • oat
  • rice
  • soy
  • pea
  • hemp
  • 🎶︎ no milk today 🎶︎

And any other options we can think of.

The sole and exclusive point of mandating preferred milk type would be such that people could comment things like

farquaad-point SKIM!

to make fun of any carnists who choose to out themselves using this feature.

  • sappho [she/her]
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    6 months ago

    There is a major oversight here that precludes proper representation. Chocolate is not a type of milk, it's a characteristic of milk.

    Sincerely, a chocolate almond and chocolate soy milk enjoyer.