Like with pronouns, one could choose two options rather than just one.

The options would be something like:

  • whole
  • 2%
  • 1%
  • skim
  • lactose-free
  • chocolate
  • strawberry
  • buttermilk
  • kefir
  • kumis
  • infant formula
  • mare
  • goat
  • cow
  • human (default option)
  • almond
  • cashew
  • coconut
  • hazelnut
  • oat
  • rice
  • soy
  • pea
  • hemp
  • 🎶︎ no milk today 🎶︎

And any other options we can think of.

The sole and exclusive point of mandating preferred milk type would be such that people could comment things like

farquaad-point SKIM!

to make fun of any carnists who choose to out themselves using this feature.

  • oscardejarjayes [comrade/them]
    ·
    3 months ago

    Oat milk is best milk, but all milk is sorta mediocre.

    maybe make a favorite protein option, which has "undecided", "beans", and a whole list of meats. Ban anyone that picks a meat.

    • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
      ·
      3 months ago

      The hexbear who chose beans due to being a vegan:

      soviet-chad

      The hexbear who chose beans due to having a fart fetish:

      amogus