Haha I’m gonna sit here and scrape some crust or get all the oil perfectly gone? No, not a chance. I know who put the oil there. I did. It’s simple.

  • PaX [comrade/them, they/them]
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    7 months ago

    Americans have developed acrylamide and PAH receptors on their tongues from decades of eating the sloppiest fried food

    "Mmm, did you put anthracene in this?"

    (I am apparently assuming his parents are American, I just needed to get this thought out of my head okay lol)