"Maah okes, we're in deep kak now hey. The blarrie communist advertisers are pulling the plug, it's not looking to keen. But I smaak free speech over here as the 'twitter baas', so you ouens better get used to it. No more jolling, no more kuiers, we need to work 80 hour weeks now boete. Need put put our heads down and get on that grind hey. You know, n boer maak n plan and all that. Nou gaan ons dit doen!"
Don't stop keep going
Elon to the twitter staff:
"Maah okes, we're in deep kak now hey. The blarrie communist advertisers are pulling the plug, it's not looking to keen. But I smaak free speech over here as the 'twitter baas', so you ouens better get used to it. No more jolling, no more kuiers, we need to work 80 hour weeks now boete. Need put put our heads down and get on that grind hey. You know, n boer maak n plan and all that. Nou gaan ons dit doen!"
Lmao I'm dead
Bonus on how this would actually sound, this is how your average east rand/Fourways guy speaks. And no, I'm not joking.
https://youtu.be/ajphfx-1Y8Y
https://v.redd.it/noum9p3t33y91