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  • Antoine_St_Hexubeary [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    A small-time farmer in East Texas pays $50 at a bankruptcy auction for twelve storage lockers full of nutritional supplements and spends the next month feeding them to his pigs. To the surprise of everyone (except Jones and his listeners), the supplements actually work as advertised. The pigs acquire super intelligence and super strength, escape captivity, and bring Texas to its knees.