First-term state Rep. Roger Wilder, R-Denham Springs, who sponsored the child labor measure and owns Smoothie King franchises across the Deep South, said he filed the bill in part because children want to work without having to take lunch breaks.
China's revolution could be summarized as a war against the landlords. America's revolution will be a war against the Franchise Owners.
Eh, ok...but are they gonna work less to make up the difference? (Probably not)