my dad took me when I was a little kid, probably part of a heterosexualizing intervention that I'd grow up straight for once. I had a hotdog.

Strip clubs serve food. Can you imagine the kind of beta you'd have to be to eat at a hooters if you could go to a strip club?

  • star_wraith [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    You said Czech but in my head for some reason your dad sounded like an Italian:

    "Ehh, you gotta like-a da boobs"

    • kristina [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      he does this thing where he wants to act like hes trying to speak english better by speaking all in english but kinda half asses it and throws czech words in. hes been doing this for decades now so i dont know why he thinks it helps